how fun is this...

... choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance the tide. And there's bound to be rough waters and I know I'll take some falls. But with the Good Lord as my captain, I can make it through them all ...

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I Like Beer. I Really Do. Really.

Monday, January 31, 2005

random thoughts, part 4

I recieved some very sad news today from my friends at ESI. Frank was, simply put, a great friend. You really cannot ask for much more in life than solid friendships, and Frank offered this in spades. You couldn't help but smile when he entered a room, he just had that kind of impact on everyone he encountered. I can't proclaim to know him as well as many others, having just met him a little over 2 years ago, but in the short time I did know him, I had a lot of fun with Frank and he touched my heart.

I've found that during times of grieving such as this, often humor or the simplist distraction can be a welcome diversion from the stress and emotional turmoil that comes with the passing of a loved one or cherished friend. So, maybe the silly diatribe that follows will serve a greater purpose, however brief, for someone reading it over the coming days. I know writing it provided such for me...


Random Thoughts

- well, we're one month into 2005 and my New Year's resolutions are progressing excellently. Why, just earlier today I both stuck my tongue out at Laura's bunny and called it a 'doody-head' (in my thoughts -- I'm working up to a verbal confrontation still)

- there are just too many newspapers making the rounds at home... Dad agrees... we never wind up reading 'em all anyway -- I say lets cut the provincial and stick with the 2 locals... well, except for Monday's -- I needs my MayFlower :-)

- is there anything wrong with me playing xbox for 24 hours straight? Really, I'm thinking of trying to best the Guinness record... what do you think it is? -- ah, it's probably too much like work to bother...

- as of today, Subway has been relegated to Turkey Tuesday's only for the next 2 months -- I'm field testing Captain Sub instead... that'll teach those Subway bastards!!

- have yet to try these new sandwiches at McDonalds... the odd time I still visit Rotten Ronnie's, I usually wind up getting the McDeal sandwich (or 2) -- are the new offerings any good?

- gotta give John Hamm credit -- let Williams look like the buffoon, but you still get all the credit in your home province for the windfall -- we're in the money! We're in the MONEY!! (seriously, I'd advise the other political parties to not try and take down Hamm's minority -- until he sets his own sails, you ain't gonna beat him... try and be smart about this -- I know 'smart' and 'political parties' don't belong in the same conversation with each other, but we can always hope, right?!)

- Google is still my baby, but will somebody PLEASE explain this Firefox stuff to me sometime soon? -- what's the catch? Why's everyone so hyped on this??

- Delgado's a Marlin, Sosa's soon to be an Oriole -- meh.

- the lesbo kiss between Elektra and Typhoid Mary alone was worth the admission price to what was otherwise a below par super-hero movie(but i still liked it) -- I hear they perform it at b-day parties now ;-)

- I threw in the wink above there, but that's actually a legit news story...

- I'm a huge Eminem fan -- but I wasn't on board from the first, so that means I'm still not cool

- people think I should try and make money of this website idea... yeah, like people are gonna pay to listen to me shill on whatever pops into my warped cranium. The only way this will make any bling is if I tattoo porn ads and pop-ups over every last square inch, and even then I think I've likely missed the boat on that concept.

- we have new neighbours -- Ave and Jessie! Welcome -- when's the house-warmer? You better invite the landlord's family, because we know how to sabotage the snow blower :-)

- who's the hottest Arquette: Patricia, Rosanna, David or Courtney? (well, she's actually a Cox-Arquette... but I needed to throw her in there to disguise the fact I put a man on the list :gulp: ).

- Jessica Alba is 1/4 Native American -- who knew? What I do know : she's 4/4 uber-hottie.

- I decided to style my hair in a greasy, 50's style today -- all slicked back, with shades and a black jacket -- then I decided "I can't go out like this in public" -- so I put on a hat.

- PC New Wave Diet Cola -- is it distinguishable from Diet Pepsi? We're gonna find out, as Mom has discovered it is somewhat cheaper...

- poor Yzerman... no season = no big retirement send-off... ah, they're just a bunch of silly hooey anyway... be remembered for what you did, not the show when you left

- don't tell anyone, but the cats are growing on me (well, not evil cat, but the others) -- as long as they don't piss in the house, I'm cool with them... for now...

- Thom seems to have finally learned that sitting in front of the fridge will not get you more food -- it'll just mean you have to move a lot while the rest of us stuff our faces!

- my local record store blows... they never have anything I'm looking for -- Toronto spoiled me...

- tomorrow is GroundHog Day -- Mom and I watched some of the classic (I use that word loosely here... very loosely) movie of the same name the other day... It's pretty funny at times... from the days before Murray's head swelled even larger than it was to begin with... being as I'm a Canadian, our groundhogs always predict 6 more weeks of snow... although it should be more like 10...

- anybody see the made for tv movie (i think it was a movie...) 'See Arnold Run' -- I caught the first minute or so and was very turned off by the Arnold(i'm not even taking a stab at the last name... just not worth the effort) impersonator's bouncing man-boobs... really, did we need this movie? I guess that question applies to a lot of what's been released in recent years though, so you can't blame them for churning out this dreck if we're gonna watch it...

- missed the Royal Rumble -- the final sign that my WWE viewing days are done (unless WrestleMania draws me back in...)

- I actually paid off one of those collection agency debts! Yay me!! Of course, it was the $43 one, not the $1000+ one... baby steps...

- the Blockbuster no late fee's deal is coming to Canada -- starting tomorrow!

- I don't think I watch enough TV

- Kiera Knightly is also in 'The Jacket' -- it's gonna be goooood!

- 24 rocked again(like, when does it not?) tonite -- but u gotta wait til next weeks "stories" wrap for any details... (how shameful a plug was that!)

- I hear the Daily Show starting... I gotta go watch it! I'll be back to continue... ah, that was some funny ass shit... 15 minutes of pure funny... I leave when the interview stuff starts, as it's usually not as good as the rest...

- so, Teri Hatcher is 40 you say -- I'm going to have to adjust my young punk opinions on when 'middle age' hits, as she cannot be part of what i envision as middle-aged...

- too bad, no new mp3 player -- i'm gonna add one to my wishlist (wait, i think i already did that)

- i'm betting these entries are starting to get repetititve -- so what am i gonna do about that, you ask? -- absolutely nothing

- that bus/truck accident in rochester just re-inforces my opinions on trains from "random thoughts, part 3" -- bloody shame...

- I think i'll go see "Million Dollar Baby" just so I can have someone to route for come Oscar night... (Aviator's already left the local theatre)

- Mark made it back with Tim's car in one piece -- color me impressed ;-)

- JT is 24 -- go to hell JT!

- keeping up with when and where you've posted online is not as easy as I thought... somethings gonna have to give here... and I'm too stubborn(or is that lazy) to let it be me...

- I'm done hiding names -- it was Tim who cooked the cookies! (yer outed buddy)

- http://tomthedog.blogspot.com -- i just love it so much, i have to keep linking to it!!

- no offense intended with my beer rant... but if you took offense, that's really your problem, not mine... so in that case, maybe the offense was intended?!? (I'm confusing myself)

- I'm quite proud of my comics 2004 review, so please check it out... lemme know what you thought of it... constructive criticism or overwhelming praise, I can handle both...

- I didn't bother watching Malcolm In The Middle this week... I may add it to my dropped shows list... it's another program that, yes, it's funny, but new eps are not as funny as those past... I personally think it's harder to do good comedy than good drama -- that's why I love Jim Carrey so much... he's sooo good at both!

- ok, I'm getting very sleepy... but I have so much more I want to say!! So, for the first time, Random Thoughts is TO BE CONTINUED... (I need to figure out how to chime in some ominous music for occasions like this)


any which way...

so, someone was searching for "Trailers for the Teen Titans episode Birthmark" on Yahoo! (boo, Google rocks!) and, lo and behold, the top 2 search results are for my site!!

Now, there is nothing on my site about a trailer for any episode of Teen Titans, but I have from time to time discussed trailers, teen titans and birthmarks in the few weeks I've been online... just a little insight into the search engine world...

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Trailers%20for%20the%20Teen%20Titans%20episode%20Birthmark&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t&fl=0&x=wrt

something to read...

I haven't gotten a chance to read this article yet, but on the recommendation of another site administrator, I'm throwing it out there to y'all anyways... and this way, I'll be more likely to remember to read it later...

http://www.comicsreporter.com/index.php/briefings/commentary/819/

Sunday, January 30, 2005

stories, part 1

What's old is new again! Here's my new shot/take on covering what I collectively refer to as stories. As mentioned previously, I was simply finding keeping up to the approach I was taking before to be too tasking of my time, and considering that I wish to keep this site up and going strong once I'm back working as well, clearly I had to make maintaining this site match up with the time I would be able to commit to it down the road... ok, enough babbling, here we go...

Warning (that sounds too ominous a word, but nothing else is coming to me): This is gonna be competely from memory, and some of these could be in excess of a week old (although I think everything this time is within the week, my self set schedule for dolling these out), so bear with me if I don't use the complete title or some other such foolishness... and, pending on time, reviews near the first may be longer than those later on... just in case your wondering why I might have went so in-depth on a given comic that I seemed to be ho-hum about, but only gave a line or two to a TV show I'm in love with...

Books

Stormbreaker: The Saga of Beta Ray Bill #1 (Marvel) -- that's a long title, eh! Spinning out of 'Thor Dissassembled', aka 'What do we need to do to boost Thor sales you ask? -- well, kill everyone a la Ragnarok, and make it seem "final" this time, so that when the Asgardians do finally return, we'll have cart-blanche to completely ignore 40+ years of continuity if we so please'. Fortunately(or unfortunately, depending on where you stand), Beta Ray Bill (a Thor "clone" from back in the day) was saved from Ragnarok by Thor. Now we have BRB in his own limited run title, going back to his origins... interesting concept, although I wasn't overly drawn in. I prefer BRB interacting with the Asgardians than on his own. Nothing overly memorable.

Thor: Son of Asgard #12 (Marvel) -- last issue. A lot of splashy art to make up for a relatively week story. Story's from Thor's "childhood" are somewhat limited, especially when you have him interacting with no "new" characters... meaning you can't kill/maim/whatever someone, because it would mess with continuity. And I'm thankful they didn't do that. OK series... the writer, whom has been getting a lot of Marvel assignments of late, doesn't seem to go for shock and awe as much as tried and true. Didn't really work that well here, imho (although the splashy art was pretty).

X-23 #1 (Marvel) -- from the pages of NYX and Uncanny springs the young/female Wolverine (they're working towards having a young/female version of every popular super hero, it seems... see Arana, next week likely, for more). This is her "origin" story, something that used to be done over 4~5 pages but now they're going for 4~5 issues... but she's a young/female Wolverine, so the typical comic book demographic is gonna go bonkers for this and it'll sell like hotcakes, I predict -- at least the first few issues... it was an ok read.

Bullseye: Greatest Hits #5 (Marvel) -- loved it. I like this character more than I used to. Partly because I really liked Colin Farrell's version of him in the DD movie. This limited run(this was the final issue), really show-cased how awesome a character he can be. We all knew where that tooth was going once we saw it knocked lose, am I right?! -- I wanna see more (but only at this calibre).

Cable/Deadpool #11 (Marvel) -- focus on DP now after a while on Cable mostly. I like both characters, but I think funny DP is easier to do than interesting Cable now-a-day's. I'm sure FN is up to either task though. I wasn't a regular reader back when Agent X (or whoever that was on the last page) had his/her(it's?) own title, so I might need to read some back issues to get up to date... or I might just wing it ;-) -- this was basically run of the mill for a DP comic, which isn't a bad thing.

Daredevil #69 (ok, they're all Marvel unless I say otherwise) -- this is dragging on. Hurry up and get where your going BMB. This could have easily been done in two issues, three max, while setting up numerous future storylines in between scenes... but BMB can do no wrong I guess (tptb surely seem to think so) -- he's not long for this title, so I'll continue to read, hoping the next guy can at least get to the point quicker -- although the quality still needs to be there as well (something BMB usually brings, regardless of his style).

Exiles #58 -- nothing great. I know they're leading up to this big Time-Broker/Breaker storyline, but it seems like they're just throwing feces against the wall and hoping some of it sticks in the mean time... I say move past the parallel universe thing soon(or really shake it up some how, not that I have any great ideas on how to pull that off) or this will die a slow death (even great ideas need new twists -- see: Thunderbolts).

Madrox #5 -- loved it. PD rules (I'm not calling him PAD, cuz I don't know what the "A" stands for -- but I'm willing to bet it was just to differentiate him from another PD in some comic price guide back in the day). I hope they re-launch X-Factor as hinted in this issue's conclusion. I've heard mentioned the mysteries contained within this limited run weren't that great, and while I'm tempted to concur, I think folks are missing the point. The characterization is what rocked here. And they're some great characters who needed some PD back in their lives :-) -- I can look past the hokey "noir" thing they were pushing and the whole gay-twist, as long as the characterization of my fav's is spot on... which it was.

Nightcrawler #5 -- meh. Cancel this, please -- whatever good was here can easily be slipped into Uncanny.

Rogue #7 -- see above, though slightly better. New creative blood may make this title readable, as the first storyline (all 6, long, issues of it) were pure crap -- a step below that horrible Austen Nightcrawler story from a year back or so (you know, the one where his Daddy winds up being some Devil...) -- leave the mystery in characters alone unless your gonna do it justice (and the bigger the mystery, the harder that is -- see: Wolverine)

X-Men #166 -- PM comes aboard. Nothing ground-shaking here. A new mystery, roughly the same team as under the last writer... but I'm quite willing to give the dude time (though I wasn't a big X-Statix fan -- that's this dude, right?)

The New Invaders #6 -- based on sales, this title should be cancelled. It's not that great a read either, though better than some other stuff that sells much better (that's something you're used to hearing from the Indy scene more than from within Marvel's line-up, but it's still true, if maybe to a lesser extent). Wolverine tie-in will likely give it a bump, but that won't last. I'm a USAgent fan, but I don't think he's being used to his best here. I like the Ghost Rider look-a-like character... the rest I could really care less about.

Wolverine #24 -- MM continues his Wolverine:Assassin story... I'm entertained, even if Wolverine is relegated to co-star in his own title. So, an X-Man is supposedly biting the dust next issue... and MM says it's a big name... and that's gonna be followed with Wolverine:Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. -- like I said, I'm entertained, but these are not very creative ideas MM -- what's next, Wolverine:Sentiel Of Liberty? -- or maybe Wolverine:The Death Of Gwen Stacy!?

Teen Titans #20 (DC) -- IC tie-in. DC is pulling they're continuity in tight, and it's making me a bigger fan than ever before. Robin deal's with his Dad's death here, and it's handled excellently. I'm only read a few issues of this title, and a L.E.G.I.O.N. team-up One-Shot, so I'm still getting to know the characters (some of whom, like Superman, I'm seeing elsewhere also) -- I might back issue this down the road and read it from #1 through...

What If ... "Spider-Man" -- all these "what if" titles spin out of the core of Marvel -- rather than write out the detailed titles, I'm just pointing you to the particular corner of the MU they're coming from (they're all #1's as well... like there's gonna be #2's or something?!). This one was nothing much. Kind of a "even if you change something big, everything can eventually get back to the same place, roughly" story. Meh. I've seen better (much better) "what if" tales in my time.

What If ... "Fantastic Four" -- the Hulk twist was kinda neat... other than that, very routine.

What If ... "Hulk" -- I liked this one more than the rest... and surprise, surprise -- it was the worst seller of the bunch. PD penned this one, and his talent shows. If I had to recommend one of these, here it is.

What If ... "Avengers" -- so, apparently the watcher can now shape-shift, but only into the form of BMB, and he's not so shy anymore -- in fact, he'll blab to anyone who's within ear shot and will listen -- seriously, if this dude's ego gets stroked much more... well something fucked up will happen, mark my words :-) -- anyway, I don't know the whole Jessica Jones background (Alias -- maybe I'll back issue it... who knows), but this was pretty ridiculous -- she gets offered a uber-high security clearance job because she's a has-been superhero turned super-villian pawn that the Avengers pound on and feel sorry for that winds up saving the Avengers from the recent Scarlet Witch melt-down and marries Cap -- wtf? -- I give BMB credit for taking the idea of "what if" to it's extreme, but this is down-right laughable as well... anyone who thought 'Disassembled' was awkward, well now you see where he could have taken us... see, now Disassembled doesn't seem so bad, does it!

What If ... "Daredevil" -- this was a better outing by BMB (though BMB-Watcher is back, ugh) -- rather than going back to the DD origin like the Spm, FF, Hulk and X "what if" books did, they went to one of the great DD moments -- Kevin Smith's "Death of Karen Page" classic. Yeah, this was pretty decent now that I look back on it -- just a step below the Hulk "what if".

What If ... "X-Men" -- hated it. CC needs to move on imho. He was, and probably always will be, the best writer in the history of the X-titles, but his style doesn't have the same impact today... if anything, it seems like he's trying too hard. This is anything but original (not saying any of these tales were, but this one gave me major feelings of deja-vu -- can anyone pinpoint the source? -- probably from one of the previous "What If" incarnations...), and almost seemed like they were trying to leave it open for sequels... I hope not.

JLA #110 (DC) -- so, this alternate(opposite?) universe has evil versions of the JLA called the CSA(Crime Syndikate of Amerika -- did I get that right) -- it's fun, it feels like a throw-back to yesteryear but with enough of a modern slant to it to work... pretty art... like Wolverine, the JLA seem like co-stars, at best, in their own title, but that's acceptable in the short term if it works for the story...

X-23 #2 -- more of the same. At least the first issue progressed quite a bit as you read... this started and ended with very little progress other than explaining some surgical aspects... I'm still interested in where they're going, but not so much how they get there anymore...

Action Comics #823 (DC -- as are many that follow... now assume they're all DC until I say otherwise -- that'll screw with those skimming...) -- I think this is the one with some dude showing up at the Kent family homestead and causing some trouble, with the Preus storyline and something to do with Doomsday being built on around that... still being relatively new to the title, I'm finding myself asking questions that are not gonna be answered unless I go back-issuing (copywrite, me, 2005), but there's some cool stuff going on at least (I never knew Manhunter was that strong, which makes what's going on here with him that more shocking).

Adventures of Superman #636 -- so, maybe what I just said about Action Comics actually happened here, but I don't think so -- I think this one is about Lex Luthor funding some really "dirty pool" shit being flung at Supes... up until this issue I found this title fairly boring, but now it seems to be going places... I read the whole Luthor storyline from the first arc in Superman/Batman, and am guessing this is his first appearance since (for some reason, I'm doubting what I'm typing here -- again, a bit confused over what stories I read in what titles, especially when it comes to DC) -- how popular is Lex to DC fans? -- will this boost sales on this title significantly? -- enquiring minds(well, at least mind) want to know :-)

Batman #636 -- Batman is to DC what X-Men(or maybe more specifically, Wolverine) is to Marvel ... he's everywhere! -- Here, we got the original Robin, now Nightwing (member of the Outsiders -- see, i'm piecing it all together, if somewhat slowly) working with Bats to take down a drugs/arms shipment or something like that... big box of weapons from the Batman villians gallery is what they find... but there's something bigger going on -- funny thing is, I can't remember what -- I know it all has something to do with new figures in the Gotham crime-world scene (or new figures at the top of that scene, at least), and some "is he a hero or isn't he" sort... it's all somewhat foggy... maybe I was tired when I read this one...

Detective Comics #802 -- so this happens before recent continuity according to the cover... ok, I can handle that. Story is less superhero-y (i'd copywrite that, but it's pretty shitty, so I'm leaving it wide open to y'all -- go for it) than most DC stuff I'm reading -- Penguin shows up, but out of costume(actually, in bed) with a bunch of hotties (paid for, I'm presuming) -- a bit of a mystery story going on here, and it's entertaining so I'll keep reading -- now DC has 2 titles in the 800+ issue range -- I'm wondering if at any point these were re-starting, re-numbered, cancelled, etc.? -- because Marvel's got nothing close to this when you take all those stunts into consideration...

Wonder Woman #212 -- loved this issue. Basic, simple concept that really delivered. Showcases Wonder Woman's amazing skill level. Back up stories involving DC's alternative to the Asgardians(roughly speaking) are a bit confusing as I don't know all the characters that well... this title does extremely poorly considering Wonder Woman is considered part of the "big 3" -- get Jim Lee over here, stat!

JSA #69 -- I'm digging this title. I know almost none of the characters (those I am familar with are more due to their more famous incarnations, i.e. those connected with Green Lantern, for example) -- but the writing is superb, so much in fact that my lack of knowledge slips from the foreground of my thoughts to somewhere in the back (right next to the list of shoulda/woulda/coulda crap that comics are a great escape from) -- this issue wasn't quite as good as the last, but it was still lots of fun and I have confidence GJ is gonna make this into an instant classic (don't do me wrong, GJ :-)).

Flash #217~218 -- two issues at once here... the first issue rocked! Straight out of IC, a great scene with Batman, what I'd call a great "jumping on" point for new readers (like me), the villian funeral thing was cool (I'm digging the "villian society" concept that exists at DC -- lately I've gotten the feeling Marvel is trying to emulate it somewhat, with titles like MK:Spider-Man and, to a lesser extent, Identity Disc) -- all in all, good comic -- next issue, not so great -- I guess this is something that's been going on in Flash for a while now, these "Flash's Rogue Gallery" issues, highlighting specific characters who are gonna be part of the on-going/up-coming stories... more detail than necessary imho

Outsiders #18~19 -- again, two issues -- and my first 2 of this title (I'd finally caught up on my missed reading from earlier this month) -- another title, like Teen Titans, where I'm gonna wanna back-issue it at some point -- few enough that it can be done without too much expenditure(unlike many DC titles) -- did John Walsh sign-off on his cameo here? I would think he'd be proud of the storyline, as it was a heavy one that relates strongly to his world, and it was done quite well... they really make you feel for the dude on the team who's daughter gets snatched... scary shit when you realize this happens in the real world all too frequently... Nightwing is next on my "new DC titles" list i think... now that i've seen him here, in Batman and in IC, I wanna know more (I've got issue #100 up on his title, just haven't settled down to read 'em yet)

Young Guns Sketchbook (Marvel) -- I downloaded this -- yes, I know downloading is evil, it's killing the industry, yadda, yadda, yadda (do ya feel my heart breaking -- I didn't think so :-))... but in this case, I'm quite glad I did, because anyone who paid for it should ask for they're money back imho. It was pure and utter crap.

Movies

"Resident Evil: Apocalypse" -- Starring Milla Jovovich, this is the sequel to "Resident Evil" and both are based on the 'Resident Evil' series of video games (my fav? -- Resident Evil: Codename Veronica X) -- anyway, this takes off where the first movie ended (I was a fan of the first movie, FYI) with our star waking up, buck naked (always a good thing when dealing with Milla :-)), alone in a hospital inside the confines of the zombie-ridden Raccoon City. She's "super-powered" now(I'm not gonna get into all the details... watch it if ya wanna know that badly) -- and she teams up with some other stragglers to try and escape/survive. Some cool additions from the games that weren't in the first movie show up, and the dogs are back, but somehow the whole thing doesn't work as well for me. Maybe I need to go back and re-watch the first one, but I left that with a sense of "yeah, I wanna see what happens next", while this time it was more like "ok, they've set it up for another sequel obviously"... you know what I mean? It had it's moments, but most movies with any amount of CGI in 'em have those... I guess the storyline and acting were just a step down from last time (again, as best I can remember) -- if these kind of movies are your thing, I think you'll at least have some fun with it (you gotta laugh at the cheese factors, not dis 'em) -- it's somewhat slow getting started but it picks up and the ending has more twists and turns than a back-road in Nova Scotia -- something tells me if I had have seen it in the theatre I might have had even more appreciation for some of the action sequences...

"Elektra" -- Starring Jennifer Garner, she of the TV show "Alias" fame (not to mention Felicity, because we don't do that). Obviously being the comic book junkie I am, I wasn't gonna miss this (I still kick myself for not seeing Hulk or Punisher in the theatres, even though they're considered amongst the "duds" in terms of recent Marvel movies...) -- unfortunately, Elektra will almost assuredly be falling into this "dud" category -- not that it didn't have it's moments, cause it did, but like someone else said out there in internet-land(poorly paraphrased), it was a weak story with a few Mortal Kombat sequences thrown in... I actually didn't see the big twist coming, even though I knew from the previews that Stick would wind up training the little girl and Elektra would say "you'll be better than me soon", or something to that effect -- I still kind of expected her to start from scratch with her training, not come to Elektra's defence with her crazy spinning chain thing there (eerily similar to the hot/young Japanese chick with the ball 'n' chain weapon from Kill Bill, Vol. 1) -- and there were other moments as well that came up on me pretty fast... I also liked that they included some other "Marvel" characters here, like Typhoid Mary -- and was it just coincidence that Garner's romantic lead (if you can call him that, played by the stud-dude from ER) was named Mark Millar (as in, he who is currently writing Elektra's adventures in Wolverine, and for all I know has written other Elektra work in the past) -- if it was, that's some coincidence...

TV

Desperate Housewives (ABC) -- As I'm sure I've stated at least once before (although not necessarily here), this show is very, very good. It deserves it's high-ratings, even though it didn't necessarily earn them like CSI did back in the day. This show was marketed perfectly, and it's just the icing on the cake that it lives up to the hype. Marcia Cross gets better with each passing episode. For every mystery solved, 2 more are introduced. Off set, I think the overwhelming success is starting to go to people's heads, but that's nothing new (I point you in the direction of Friends, West Wing and the afore-mentioned CSI). No new episode tonight, which sucks... but is also the sign of a good show (that being, you hate to go a week without).

Boston Legal (ABC) -- not the ratings darling that it's lead-in is, but also an excellent addition to ABC's line-up (spun out of 'The Practice', of course). This show continually improves, building interest in all the core characters while introducing new blood and pushing out what isn't working without loosing a beat. The actual cases don't matter as much as how these lawyers interact and respond to the situations presented to them -- that's why this works where, in later years, 'The Practice' wasn't -- it became all about the shocking twist court case, rather than the unique/fun approaches to handling said cases.

Numb3rs (CBS) -- premiere. Notice the "special" spelling. Yeah, it's cheesy, but we don't judge a show on that, do we? A strong cast ("Northern Exposure" + Sliders/"Sports Night" + Taxi + "Ally McBeal" + "Lyon's Den" -- yeah, I know "Lyon's Den" might not belong on that list, but it's where I know the math genius from...) and a great pilot choice for this different concept -- applying mathematics to the 'procedural drama' formula... let's see how it works out over time...

Las Vegas (NBC) -- I saw 2 episodes of this over the last week, but can't remember which came first... one was about Danny being charged with sexual assault I belive, and I'm gonna go with it being numero uno... typical 'Ed to the rescue' type of episode... this show is pure eye candy for me, as it probably is to most folks (men and women, young and old alike) -- be honest with yourselves folks :-)

Degrassi: The Next Generation (CTV) -- like most kids of my generation, I'm a die-hard Degrassi fan from back in the day. I watch this show primarily out of loyalty to the original characters, but as the actors have aged I've started to dig this crew as their own entity as well. In particular I'm a fan of Manny, Spinner and J.T. -- I could do without Joey's "adopted" son, but that was a plot device to tie Jeremiah into the storylines, so we over-look it... I'm tired of the non-stop gay storylines too, just because there seems to be a non-stop deluge of gay-themed television of late... not that there's anything wrong with that! 3 episodes left in the season, 2 next week as Silent Bob makes his long-awaited (by both myself and Kevin Smith) appearance in the Degrassi universe.

24 (Fox) -- so our first CTU traitor of the season is revealed... these no longer have the shock value of earlier seasons -- we all know the writing is meant to make it feasible for any one of a large group of characters to wind up playing for the other side, so it becomes more of a guessing game than anything else. I look forward to the young Turk taking out his parents... c'mon, they obviously deserve it, and having their son take 'em out would be great TV! 6 hours in, catastrophe A averted, catostrophe B (= A*X in terms of wow factor, where X is likely a big number) under way... but no matter what I say to the contrary, 24 still rocks!

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC) -- as per usual, going for the ultra-creep factor with the molester and the ball caps, and the recurring theme of the molested becoming the molester... I prefer the episodes where the crime is more recent/on-going then these "Cold Case" type of episodes...

This Is Wonderland (CBC) -- season premiere. Love this show... it's quirky, it's set in downtown T.O., an area I know quite well -- it's Canadian, but doesn't suck -- this show has it going on! Alice (yes, the main character's name is Alice) is still gorgeous -- and last season's cliff-hanger of sorts (the forming of the new firm) is developing nicely... Corner Gas fans will recognize one of the judges here (as will Street Legal fans from back in the day) -- I hope this show can survive (CBC doesn't have the best track record in supporting any of their shows).

The Amazing Race (CBS) -- ding, dong the bitch(and his wife) are ... well, not dead, but the next best thing :-) -- oh, wait -- that was last week... I'm still just soooo happy they're gone! This week, due to a mistake shortly before the pit-stop spelled doom for the wrestlers ... I'll miss Bolo, but not his wife -- he may not be on the 'roids (ok, he probably is), but she almost definitely is -- 'roids + PMS = scary. I'm still cheering on the cute, long-distance dating couple over the actors, the models and Hellboy and his "I'm too cool/mature/fill-in-the-blank-this-week" girlfriend... Boston Rawb and his money-bags fiance, Amber, are signed up for the next TAR -- lets hope they last longer than Alison (from Big Brother: The X Factor) and her boy-toy did :-)

Scrubs (NBC) -- snip, snip, snip -- how they made that funny, i'll never understand. Comic genius. Colin Farrell was great here... this dude can be very touch and miss, but he's clearly enjoying himself along the way... who am I to judge. Back to the show: I love how this show incorporates JD's dramatic monologues (not the goofy ones -- although they're great too, but the "moral of the story" ones) into an otherwise clearly comedic program with such ease... can you imagine them trying to do something like that on Friends or, even worse, Joey...

Medium (NBC) -- the concept is becoming somewhat formulaic, as was to be expected, but what saves the show is ... family. Her kids, her husband, her family v. work dilemna's... it all works in and around the procedural drama aspects of this show. I know her husband from a show called "The Secret Lives Of Married Men", or something like that, where he played a very different kind of husband (trade in supportive and sweet for deceitful and immoral) -- he, along with the rest of the cast outside of our star, are relatively unknown, but seemed to be casted in roles that are perfect for them here.

West Wing (NBC) -- the season of change continues. Some will say the West Wing died with Sorkin and should be put to rest. I agree that the Sorkin years were amazing, and last year had it's problems, but I like what they're doing this year -- sure, it isn't typical West Wing, but maybe that's what West Wing needs... we're basically following a fictional presidential race through an entire season... y'all watched when it was Bush v. Kerry, why not Santos v. ? ... or whatever it winds up being...

Las Vegas (NBC) -- the second of two episodes -- guest-starring Jay Mohr! I love Jay -- Last Comic Standing rocked (well, until season 3 that is -- but that's not my boy Jay's fault, now is it NBC -- maybe this was them saying "we're sorry") -- anyway, I actually didn't clue into the connection between Jay and the assassination attempts... I took them as two totally seperate stories, so good on Las Vegas for pulling one over on me... I absolutely loved the Delinda v. Nessa stuff -- absolute gold!! (I sometimes wonder if this is how women's minds work in the real world -- then I tend to wake up :-))

Alias (ABC) -- Alias meets Desperate Housewives! I wonder if this was written with that correlation in mind, or if this was absolutely happenstance, but it was fun regardless. Weiss continues to work his charms on Sydney's sister... Jack continues to scare me... Alias rocks!

Smallville (WB, via ASN) -- finally, a new episode. Here we see the return of the chick who got Supes (well, they don't call him that yet...) into trouble in last season's finale and this year's premiere -- and guess what, she's at it again... typical red kryptonite story, with a whole sex-ed angle tossed in for good measure -- as stated quite eloquently (is that spelled right? -- I can't be bothered with spell-check...) on http://tomthedog.blogspot.com "Chloe lost her virginity? To Jimmy Olsen?! wtf?!?" (likely poorly paraphrased, as that was from memory... check out his site for more on this and lots of other cool shit). Bring on Lois Lane again (uber-hottie).

King Of Queens (CBS) -- I remember something about pillows... not much else -- new episodes are not as good as those past I'm afraid -- maybe time for this show to call it a night... with Kevin James hitting the big screen with Will Smith this year, he may be in for bigger(no pun intended) and better things -- not that KOQ wasn't good, I just don't see it getting any better...

The Apprentice (NBC) -- yeah, these contestants are getting pretty pathetic in comparison to season's past. The cursing is at an all time high. There is barely a handful of contestants left after two weeks that I would deem even slightly acceptable as the next member of Trump's staff. The black dude (I can't even remember which team he was on) seems decent -- as do one or two of the chicks... if a visable minority(I include women in that definition, even though it's not gramatically appropriate given that women make up approx. 52% of the population as I understand it) doesn't win this season, you can count me as surprised.

The O.C. (Fox) -- this was a different episode for me. Sure, it had angry Ryan, comic book Seth, boozing Melissa -- all the staples of an O.C. episode, but it also had something else that I'm not used to on this show... that being, scenes with no other redeeming value than to set up plots for future episodes. I've always found this show to be very episodic, despite the soap opera nature to it -- anything done as part of an on-going storyline would always fit very nicely into the tale of the day that was the primary function of the episode at hand. Not the case here. I'm hoping this doesn't become the new norm, becaue for me that was part of the appeal of the O.C. -- an episodic feel that kept drawing you back for more... on another note, Seth and Summer are so gonna end back up together.

Enterprise (UPN, via ASN) -- after two self-contained episode, we return to the new multi-episode arc format that Enterprise has successfully utilized twice before this season. This time around, the Tellerites take center stage, with the always welcome return of our favorite Andorian crew and the Romulans are thrown in for good measure. These are all core species from TOS -- even the title of this episode is an homage to the good old days (I believe it's the episode that first introduced us to Sarek and Amanda, also starring the Tellerites and Andorians -- not sure if the Romulans were there or not) -- I thoroughly enjoyed this, as I have most of this season of Enterprise -- I hope it survives the dreadful ratings/timeslot.

Numb3rs (CBS) -- now in it's regular time-slot on Friday nights (see Enterprise for what that can do for a show...) -- another strong episode, this time about a bank robbery and what happens when the math dude (I'm week on names as of yet) see's things not go exactly as planned and how he deals with that... whether this show becomes the next CSI or the next "The Handler" (both procedural drama's that began on Friday's, only one of 'em made it past through it's first season and is still around, usually garnering the #1 spot on the Neilsen rankings -- you figure out which is which) is totally up in the air at this point (although matching CSI's success might be a high standard -- they're likely looking for it to match or beat Medical Investigation on NBC).

Joan Of Arcadia (CBS) -- two episodes, with many more still on tape -- these are from sometime in the fall of 2004 I believe... shortly after the 'death of a friend' episode... characters are still dealing with that, as well as several other long-term plotlines... this show is clearly darker than last season, but still up-lifting at times (I think the main goal of the program is to make people tear up, not that I'd do that, being a man and all...) -- between the 2 episodes we have wheelchair dude going through relationship highs and lows with his former girlfriend, our star and her younger brother joining the diving team for what ends up being two very different reasons, a battle of wits over a game of rock, paper, scissors and, of course, God making his presence known numerous times, but mostly just to our dear Joan (Amber Tamblyn is an amazing actress). Someone said they think the new police chief is the devil in disguise... I suppose it's possible. This is not must see TV for me, more like I'd like to see what's happening with the Girardi's, so I'll tape it and get around to it, eventually, TV.

Third Watch (NBC) -- another show that I've been taping but not watching of late... working my way through a stack of Friday tapes still... little by little. This was the Sully Flashback episode, pretty much bringing the whole dirty IA cop story to a head -- it was fun, if slightly different for Third Watch, but it's where they've been heading for most of the season. Once this is tied up, I'd expect them to move the focus back to Bosco... although I get the feeling everything this season has been about tying up lose ends in preperation for the possibility of not returning next season -- anyone heard anything like this?? I recognize the alcoholic member of Sully's posse from somewhere, but can't pinpoint it...

Medical Investigation (NBC) -- another 2 episode shot from Friday nights... this show has a cast of actors all of whom I've loved in other roles (shows include Popular, Boomtown, The Handler, The Practice and for our lead, the movies Walking Tall and, of course, Star Trek: First Contact), but here they seem to be so... blah. Every other episode on of 'em gets to play the sympathetic card(more often than not the young doctor, but in the second episode of these 2 it was the babe from 'The Practice') -- about the best character on the show is the PR chick, but even her charm needs more characterization built under it... the lead dude seems so stoic and monotone here, I'd hardly know it was the same dude from Boomtown if it wasn't for the telltale hair. Similar to Law & Order (most of the time), you could probably watch every episode thus far in any order and it wouldn't really matter (there was a plot-line early on relating to the leads wife and son, but it was resolved somewhat and left behind ages ago... although his sleep issues have been hinted at a little here and there and that may be related to the family struggles... who knows, the show focuses so much on crime of the week they could have brought on a cast of entire unknowns and it wouldn't be much different -- although maybe no one would have tuned in at all, or at least beyond the first episode... I fully expect this season to be the only season for this program.


Well, here we are ... that took a while to do (approx. 4 hours give or take – with a few breaks for good measure), but it was fun... like I said, this is the approach I'm gonna take for now -- a weekly update, and if i gotta do it in 10 minutes or if I've got all the time in the world, I'm gonna try and stick with that as best I can. Malcolm In The Middle is coming on soon, followed by The Simpsons and I'm taping Cold Case and Law & Order: Criminal Intent -- that and all the usual suspects will be here in “part 2” just seven short(or long, it all depends on yer perspective) days away. My wrists hurt. Buh-bye.

Saturday, January 29, 2005

when to visit...

I'm gonna be making a trip up sooner or later regardless... and this would give me something to do when everyone I know is at work ;-)

http://www.torontocomicon.com/

comics, 2004...

It's going on 5AM -- got back about little less than an hour ago from feeding the "wood doctors" and doing the morning check with mom... I was up anyway, and didn't wanna see her going by herself when I could just as easily tag along... now I'm back at the computer passing the time til the urge to sleep returns... and decided, to do a 2004 comics re-cap... this will likely be so "top level" as to mean little to true fans, but it might be of interest to the novice or the nosy :-)

In the comics world, it all comes down to the big 2 -- Marvel and DC. Sure, the rest of the publishers out there play their roles, but these are the "giants", so to speak. I used to be 99.9% loyal to Marvel, venturing to other companies very infrequently, usually due to mainstream media interest (for example, the "Death Of Superman" fiasco from the 90's). I'm still mostly a Marvel fan, as this is the "universe" I know, but lately (due in no small part to Identity Crisis and the advent of downloading comics) I've been giving some DC titles a try, and I'm having fun with it. I'm currently reading most everything Marvel is putting out, with a few exceptions (some Marvel Age stuff, and non-MU stuff like the "Ultimate" line, movie tie-in's and the ICON imprint), and about 10~15 DC Titles (just started my first issue Outsiders last night, with #18).

What I'm gonna focus on here is what was "hot" (in terms of sales) in '04... there are lots of other great things I'm reading that won't be covered here, such as She-Hulk, Madrox and Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, and some that just missed the cut like Green Lantern: Rebirth and Wolverine. What I'm looking at are the cream of the crop, so to speak...

The year started off with the launch of Ultimate Fantastic Four at Marvel. I am not an "Ultimate" fan. Ultimate Spider-Man had just recently been launched to rave reviews and huge sales numbers when I made the decision (primarily due to financial difficulties) to discontinue collecting comics. I remember reading a few issues of Ultimate Spider-Man on Marvel's website and thinking "that's fine, for those looking for this, but I'm happy with my 30+ (at the time) years of continuity, thank you very mcuh". Not much has changed. Ultimate Fantastic Four would hold for a few months, but now finds itself outside the top 10. It's my opinion that the Ultimate line is becoming very over-saturated, to the point where new titles quickly loose audience to "the next big launch", rather than maintaining the audience for an extended period like Ultimate Spider-Man and Ultimate X-Men did... and titles like Uncanny X-Men and Amazing Spider-Man did back in the day.

2 other Marvel titles were duking it out at the top of the ladder with Ultimate Fantastic Four early in the year -- New X-Men (the new added, for whatever reason, a few years back) and an 8-issue run entitled 1602. Both titles had A-List writers attached, which played a significant role in the success of both titles. Both titles are, for all intents and purposes, no longer part of the Marvel line up. Rumors abound to a follow-up by the writer of 1602, but not likely related at all to the original project. The X-Universe on the other hand went through "Reload", another in a long line of events intended to get the readers excited, but that usually wear rather quickly.

The first in what would turn out to be a year full of big events from DC came with Superman/Batman #8 -- the return (sort of) of Kara Zor-El, a.k.a. Super-Girl. I'm not overly strong on DC history, but apparently back in the 80's DC had a huge line-wide event called "Crisis" or something like that, and as part of this event, many DC characters were "re-launched", so to speak. Super-Girl was wiped from existence during this storyline. As I understand it, it was as if she had never existed at all. Strange, but until I make the decision to start digging into DC back issues, which isn't likely to be any time soon, I'll just have to let this be. Fast-forward to 2004 and "ta da!", she's baaack! This monumental event, in a title starring DC's 2 most popular characters (and probably the two most well known super heroes, period), combined with an artist who is apparently in extreme demand of late (I don't follow the artists and well as I do the writers) resulted in the first DC #1 (excluding Marvel/DC cross-overs) since Jim Lee's (one of a very few artists I do know well by reputation) Batman run ended. Wow, that was a lot of bracketed inserts, eh :-)

So Marvel's 3 top titles as discussed above had been bumped to the side by Super-Girl's return, and another DC venture (although this time a joint project with Marvel that had seen much success in 2003 as well) was also topping the charts, that being JLA/Avengers #4 (the final issue in a 4-part series that, as best I can tell, printed quarterly). JLA/Avengers was very expensive (I'm thinking in the ballpark of $10 per issue), so not nearly as many issues were required to sell for impressive dollar sales figures, but this title was strong both in terms of dollars and copies. The question now became, what would Marvel counter with to get back on top of the game?

The answer to that question would have to wait another month however, as the afore-mentioned Jim Lee began his new stint on DC's other flagship character, Superman, in his self-titled comic (Supes also appears regularly in Action Comics and Adventures of Superman, amongst other titles). This would be the top comic of 2004, which just goes to show you the popularity of Jim Lee, as the story, while not horrible, was not really ground-breaking either. Maybe they should put Jim Lee on Hawkman or Aquaman -- two titles that are in desperate need of a sales boost -- that continues to be DC's problem: they've seemed to conquer the top 10, but fall apart when it comes to the top 50/100.

As we near the half-way point of the year, the afore-mentioned(I'm gonna wind up over using that term, I'm afraid) X-Universe "Reload" went into full swing. The big news coming out of this was the signing of uber-popular Buffy scribe (for the small screen), Joss Whedon. Whedon would be helming the new "Astonishing X-Men" title (a re-used title from the 90's ... appears the house of ideas might be running out of fresh ones). A lot of long-time fans were unsure what to expect, but they need not have worried, as Joss hit the ball out of the park... way out of the park. Credit where credit is due, artist John Cassaday provided some of the best art I've seen in quite some time (I'm of the "I know what's I likes when I see's it" book of art appreciation). Could Marvel hold on to the #1?

The answer to that would be a resounding NO. The following month saw the launch of what was easily the series of the year. I'm, of course, referring to Identity Crisis. Not since the afore-mentioned(here I go again) "Death Of Superman" has DC done something with such a huge industry response. Going in, I had no idea who Elongated Man, Sue Dibney, The Atom and Jean Loring were, amongst many others. That did not impact, in the least, my ability to truly enjoy this amazing story. A true "who done it" with so many loose ends and divergent stories as to truly encapsulate the imagination. I simply loved it, and so did the rest of the comics world apparently, as the sales have shown (#1 in 2004 dollars due to the higher price point, that customers were more than happy to shill out).

The next several months were, for the most part dominated by DC. The tale of Super-Girl is Superman/Batman, Jim Lee's run on Superman and the afore-mentioned(I'm just having fun with you know) Identity Crisis would rule the roost for the most part. Marvel did push all three of these DC titles to the side with Astonishing X-Men #4 -- the best single issue released in 2004 as far as I'm concerned. Marvel teased the return of a "thought dead" X-Men (again, not exactly a new idea, but I digress) -- and everyone and their dog figured the Phoenix would rise again. But to everyone's surprise and elatement, Phoenix (Jean Grey, Marvel Girl) was not the X-Men in question (though she seems to be on her way back in some form in the recently released X-Men: Phoenix - Endsong), but rather the return of "All New, All Different" X-Men original Colossus! Now, many of you may remember the whole JQ deal of "the dead are staying dead -- case in point, Colossus" press from a few years back after Colossus' poiniant death at the hands of the Legacy Virus (to save mutant, and human, kind). So, this would seem to be totally against that position. However, JQ has now gone back and clarrified his point (as he is prone to do) -- normally I might take issue with this, but Whedon and Cassaday did such a great job with Colossus' return, I simply do not care about the controversy surrounding it! Seeing Wolverine's face when Colossus pops up behind Kitty was absolutely priceless (I know, this moment wouldn't come til issue #5, but it's all part of the same storyline, and to me was even more effective than the Kitty/Peter scenes near the end of #4. This would result in increased success for Astonishing X-Men over the coming months, holding it's own with the DC heavyweights.

As the year came to an end, Identity Crisis finished (although the impact will be felt for years to come), the writing on the Jim Lee lead Superman began to falter and a new storyline began (with a new artist) in Superman/Batman. Add to that the lateness of Whedon's second story arc on Astonishing X-Men (which seems to be getting later and later), and similar shipping problems on Superman/Batman, the backdoor was opened for something new to surface at #1 (all these titles continue to do extremely well however, all still falling regularly in the top 10). After DC having they're way (with the exception of Astonishing X-Men) for the most part of the year, it was time for Marvel to step up they're game once again. And they did. New Avengers #1 would take the #2 place on the top comics for 2004, settling just behind Superman #204 (which just goes to show you, comics is still more about the art than the story). Brian Michael Bendis is the current heir-apparent to Stan "The Man" Lee at Marvel. He's writing a crap-load of stuff (Daredevil, The Pulse, Secret War, etc.), he's the man behind the whole "Ultimate" concept and he's resposnsible for 'Avengers Dissasembled!", a loosely fitted multi-title cross-over that caused a lot of uproar (you killed Hawkeye, you bastard!) but even more interest. New Avengers has a JLA feel to it, in terms of the calibre of team members involved (we're talking about Spider-Man and Wolverine, amongst others, joining stalwarts Captain America and Iron Man here... think about it for a second... those are Marvel's top two character's no matter which way you think about it -- it's bound to sell like hot-cakes... I'm just surprised this hadn't already happened ages ago). Bendis has a different style from your typical comic book writer. Some love it, others not so much, but most everyone reads it, because in the end it's good entertainment. I expect this title to do well, and by the sounds of things Marvel is re-focusing their efforts on cross-continuity, so this title is likely to have impact across the entire line. I shouldn't forget to mention Ultimates 2 #1 -- like I said, I dislike the whole "Ultimate" line, but you can't argue(too much) with sales. I don't expect this to stay up there for that long (see my Ultimate Fantastic Four comments at the beginning of this article), but it has a hot writer and the original Ultimates run did quite well, so who knows...

So that's it for 2004. What will 2005 bring? Catchphrases like "Countdown", "House Of M" and "All-Stars" are causing a lot of buzz. X-23 seems to be off to a good start. Peter David is back on the Incredible Hulk(though they may have waited too long if his "What If" outing is any measure). I guess only time will tell...

A quick recap...
Jan/04 -- Ultimate Fantastic Four #2 (New X-Men #151, New X-Men #152, 1602 #6 of 8)
Feb/04 -- New X-Men #153 (Ultimate Fantastic Four #3, 1602 #7 of 8)
Mar/04 -- Superman/Batman #8 (Avengers/JLA #4 of 4)
Apr/04 -- Superman #204 {#1, copies}
May/04 -- Astonishing X-Men #1
Jun/04 -- Identity Crisis #1 of 7 {#1, dollars}
Jul/04 -- Superman/Batman #11 (Superman #207, Identity Crisis #2 of 7)
Aug/04 -- Astonishing X-Men #4 (Superman #208, Identity Crisis #3 of 7)
Sep/04 -- Superman/Batman #12 (Astonishing X-Men #5, Identity Crisis #4 of 7)
Oct/04 -- Identity Crisis #5 of 7
Nov/04 -- Superman/Batman #13 (Astonishing X-Men #6, Identity Crisis #6 of 7)
Dec/04 -- New Avengers #1 (Ultimates 2 #1, Identity Crisis #7 of 7)

Comic Of The Year : IDENTITY CRISIS (DC).

Friday, January 28, 2005

the sauce...

Here it comes... don't read any further if you don't wanna hear me rant a bit :-)

Everyone who "know's me", knows of my affection for an alcoholic beverage, or two, or seven, or ... (you get the picture)

When I was younger (damn, I suddenly feel very old, starting a sentence like that), you drank to get drunk. Period. Why? Because getting drunk was fun. It really, really was -- and even the biggest sissy's amongst ya can't argue with that. The vomiting, hang-overs, etc. were punishments we were quite willing to endure (partially because they weren't near as bad as they would get later on, due to metobolism or something similar I figure) in exchange for a good time. Most guys start with beer (I know I did) and quickly progress to the harder stuff -- flavour, quality, what have you all took a back seat (lack of funds often played a role in that regard). This was the time/place for this attitude/approach to drinking. We're all expected to "grow up" eventually (although that always sounded like a less-than-fun idea to me), so getting this out of your system early is, for the most part, considered socially acceptable.

Flash forward to today(now easily over 10 years of quality boozing by yours truly) and drinking is a different beast. It's an excuse to get out and about town, it's something refreshing after a stressful day, and quite often it's something to be savoured and enjoyed rather than hammered back through funnels and chugging contests -- also, we tend to become more picky as to what we drink. I have, for the most part, returned to where I started -- Beer -- but now I clearly know what I like (Keith's, Alpine, Harp's -- and when done right, I prefer a good draught over a bottle, or the dreaded can!) and what I don't (Guinness, Honey Ale, "Light" anything...) -- and sure, I still like to get shit-faced from time to time, but often I'm also quite satisfied with just getting a good buzz going on... now being a larger than average guy (6'3", 243 lbs.), I tend to consume more alcohol to achieve this state than many of my comrades -- which can easily be interpreted by some as "gee, he's a heavy drinker, eh!" -- and to be honest (probably too honest, but I'm gone this far, so no turning back), I'm getting a bit (which mean very :-)) tired/annoyed with this being tossed in my face. Just because you saw something on TV or read it in the news, does not, I repeat DOES NOT, mean it applies universally. I've met my share of folks who have their share of problems with various "substances", liqour being amongst them, and I mean no dis-respect to any of 'em, but I'm a hell of a lot stronger person than that... I can count on one finger(and one thumb ;-)) the number of times drinking has had any lasting negative impact on my life, and, like any person with two cents to rub together, I learned my lessons well. To re-inforce this point further, if that's at all possible, take a look at my "adventures in alcohol" thus far in 2005...

Dec 31/Jan 1 -- New Year's Eve -- I drank, a lot -- as is customary... sure, I was hung-over the next day, but that was it... no ungodly embarassing exploits, no "accidents"... just good, old-fashioned, fun!

Jan 7/8 -- the following Friday night -- a night of beer's with a great friend... just a night of shooting the shit and seeing who was out and about (as per usual, nobody in these parts ;-)) -- crashed on the couch and bailed the next morning, no harm, no foul...

Jan 12 -- 1 beer (a sweet Keith's draught, I might add) at a Halifax pub with my Dad over lunch ... reminded me of the good draught in T.O. (not too many locales in Pictou County offering quality draught unfortunately)

Jan 19 -- drinks with family... again, just some good ol' shit-shooting... my favorite part of hitting the sauce... never even left the homestead... ended the night with za and a few laughs...

Jan 24 -- 1 beer (Alpine -- the sweet stuff, my prefered home beer) ... thought the power was gonna go out, and when the power is off, I've found dipping into the suds is about as good a thing to do to pass the time as anything else I've got easily on hand... I tried reading by candle-light... it blows, really hard...

Jan 28 -- 1 beer ... felt appropriate to toss one back while writing this :-)


There ya go... it's highly unlikely I'll be touching anything beyond tonite before month's end at this point... so, ya see, I'm not that bad, am I?

As a wise friend once said, "As long as you can show up the next day and not come off as a total ass, it's all good" (significantly paraphrased, but you get what I mean -- thx SB)

So ... who want's to get Drunk As Fuck!! :-P

this site rocks...

http://tomthedog.blogspot.com/

This is my new favorite site to visit... and it's a blog, no less! Granted, of late I've discovered many new and interesting sites to visit, but this one struck a particular chord with me... let's see how long it takes me to devour the archives(and steal what I like for my own -- you know it'll happen, more a matter of if than when :-)).

If I knew how to add a list of links down the side bar beneath my "recent posts", this would be numero uno (#1 for ... well, the dipshits amongst y'all I guess ... I mean, c'mon, who doesn't know what numero uno means?!)

In case you missed it above, here it is again ;-)
http://tomthedog.blogspot.com/

Thursday, January 27, 2005

different kinds of bad...

This may look bad, but it's a funny bad, which makes it good...

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony/kung_fu_hustle.html


This, on the other hand, is just bad... doesn't mean I won't watch it though :-)

http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/cursed.html

random thoughts, part 3

Random Thoughts

- still no job... other than those that don't pay cash ;-)

- i suck at superbowl predictions apparently -- go Eagles!

- saw Elektra -- i liked it -- that's all that really matters... but unfortunately it looks like it's joining Hulk/Punisher -- saw the FF promo before the show... looks fucking awesome -- it should do very well, unless the competition blows it away in marketing...

- i might have a free MP3 player coming my way... new toys are always fun!

- we got new neighbours starting Feb. 1 -- and they're my age!? That just doesn't happen all that often on this road... no expectations of it being a party house or anything of the sort though, as my old man is the landlord.

- Don Cherry is doing his best to make sure no one forgets about him since his weekly soapbox ain't gonna be available for quite some time it seems...

- Xbox is up and going again -- playing PGR for now(gotta re-build my skills, it's been so long)

- one of the cats peed on one of my sock the other day... and i didn't notice until it was on my foot... that is fucking gross!!!

- apparently workopolis and the local paper have some sort of new deal going on... not sure what it is yet, but I wouldn't be surprised if both are owned by the same corporation at this point -- that's the way the world is going eh... there will be a few hundred companies that own everything before you know it...

- 2 local drinking establishments, Mulligan's and The RanchHouse, closed their doors for good recently... that sucks, as I was a fan of Mulligan's in the summer(they had a patio and you didn't have to wait forever to get served -- two big pluses in my book) ... I'm not overly impressed by the current offerings around these parts... maybe I'm expecting too much, but that's also in my nature...

- I guess the "It's Over" deal at BB is only in the U.S. -- not that it's such a great deal anyway, once you look at the fine print...

- Tsunami fund-raiser at Fibber's tonite -- but, as per usual, no one I know is going to my knowledge, and the crowd there has changed somewhat since I used to frequent the joint... into a crowd I don't really know that well... so I likely won't be going... shame :-(

- I'm selling snow really cheap if anyone's looking...

- Delgado is gone -- the expo-izing(copywrite, me, 2005) continues...

- Canada needs to bring back trains in a big way -- too many big trucks on the roads imho -- too much traffic in general...

- I'm not a very loyal recycler(is that a word? -- if not, copywrite, me, 2005), but I did my part today... just thought y'all should know :-)

- I have not seen any of the movies that have been nominated for best picture at this year's Oscars... not that that's anything new...

- One of my brother's has an uncanny ability to always park his car is such a way as to turn a 2 or maybe even 3 car spot into a 1 car spot...

- Amongst the worst jobs one can have, imho, is one that requires standing still, for long periods of time, outdoors, in the cold... thanks Dad!

- I hate Justin Timberlake. I know I cannot be alone in this. He's just so... I don't know. But man, do I hate him(and I don't wanna hear none of that 'hate is a strong word' bs... it's the word i've chosen to go with, so live with it).

- Apparently there are a number of openings currently for midget actors -- with 3 movies(Dr. Who, Willy Wonka and Harry Potter) all currently filming, the demand for midgets is high... unfortunately I'm over 6 feet and can't act... back to the classifieds...

- When, pray tell, is Marvel gonna update it's comic listings... November is still up, for god's sake -- I'd figure both March and April to be available by now... slackers... are you hiring :-)

- I got a new winter coat and footwear for xmas... and they're great! -- I also shilled out for my own dress suit... not cheap is all I gotta say about that... but at least I got one now(silver linings)

- again, imho, inside the house is NOT the right place for construction-related projects... but it ain't my house, so my opinion don't got much sway...

- I knew when we purchased the treadmill this would happen, but that didn't stop me from participating in the purchase... I cannot recall how long it's been since I used it... and it's not like my days are overly busy... yes, a gym membership would be entirely wasted on me... so anyone wanting to buy me a gift, pass on that idea(check out the wishlist instead ;-))

- those who know me, know I'm not the biggest fan of shaving... sure, I doubt many folks are(more fans of the end product than the process), but I'd have to say I'm less a fan than most... don't know how y'all do it(both the dudes and the ladies) on such a regular, and complete, basis...

- a brother cooked cookies the other night -- one who isn't known for his culinary skills... and they turned out quite good -- when's the next batch gonna be ready?

- my family has this bizarre notion that we should always turn the cars around before a storm so they're all facing out... I understand the logic, but if I don't wanna bother, isn't that my choice(taking into consideration that it is my car) -- instead of arguing the point, I traded the job with mom in exchange for hauling in some more wood from the shed(i can do that in slippers, therefore less of an ordeal -- and before you ask, yes, getting dressed to go outdoors is an ordeal in my books)

- It was soooo cold last week that I spent two nights sleeping on the couch in the living room rather than going to my bedroom, just so I could be closer to the wood stove

- Paul Ryan has been announced as the new artist on 'The Phantom', replacing the legendary Will Eisner... big shoes...

- anyone remember 'Titus' -- that was a funny show... I just saw the younger brother in Resident Evil: Apocalypse... had to look twice to be sure it was him(he bulked up quite a bit and it's a very different character he portrays) -- apparently it's available on DVD now... maybe I'll add that to the wishlist...

- I love 24. Good news for those of us with both Fox and Global... Global is running a week or 2 behind Fox, so if you miss and episode on Fox, you can still catch it later on... but I don't think I could wait that long!

- I don't find TV Advertising works for small to moderate sized businesses... just the big guys... spend your ad dollars elsewhere folks...

- Red States, Blue States, Purple States... I prefer Altered States...

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

c'mon, it's 2005! ...

you'd expect this type of behaviour to be pretty much non-existant amongst the "well off" set... I mean, even I've learned better!

http://tv.zap2it.com/tveditorial/tve_main/1,1002,271931781,00.html

My opinion: the vast majority of "celebs" don't think(at least on a sub-concious level) that the general rules of society apply to them... and since they can afford to get away with just about anything, who's to blame 'em?

UPDATE: link doesn't go where I intended... try http://tv.zap2it.com and look under news for the article titled "Channing Charged with DUI". Thx Zee.

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

random pics, part 19

last(for now), but certainly not least(but with the posting issues of the last few entries, I'm thankful to be done for now) -- a tribute to Brad and Jennifer -- both single now, but probably not overly 'available' -- pity :-(

random pics, part 18

approx. 30 years in the making...

random pics, part 17

who is she?

random pics, part 16

back to our regularly scheduled program... I just really liked the art here

random pics, part 14A

I'm not even gonna say anything on this one... see previous post for the whole A v. B, 13/14/15 controversy... it's big news, I tell ya!

random pics, part 14B

anyone not reading this should start -- it's quite good. FYI, the 'B' is because of something goofy during publishing... easier than trying to resolve it -- so there won't be a #15... should've skipped unlucky 13 and this never would have happened ;-)

random pics, part 13

classic Kirby Cap... the King of his day(maybe any day)

random pics, part 12

this is just a cool cover... not exactly appropriate as WW barely appears, but who really cares, eh!

random pics, part 11

can someone please explain the significance of this scene to me, because apparently it raises some questions as to Jean Loring's guilt...

random pics, part 10

not to sound racist or anything, but something tells me that if Hollywood re-made "Sanford and Son" starring some white dudes, it might not go over so well ;-)

random pics, part 9

another childhood memory raped by Hollywood -- the bastards!!

random pics, part 8

the first of what will likely be many comic covers... first I-C, now this -- DC raised the bar in 2004

random pics, part 7

Y'all might not recognize this beauty, but that's Claire from Lost(sans belly)

random pics, part 6

new dude from 24... is he gonna wind up being a bad guy?! -- i thought so, until last night... no I'm not so sure...

random pics, part 5

see, they're not all gonna be from P-A!

random pics, part 4

OK, maybe these are not so random as they've all been from P-A so far...

random pics, part 3

I'm no where near the Star Wars fan that some are, but I still enjoy the original trilogy, and I guess I can appreciate the new flicks for what they are...

random pics, part 2

only funny because it's true...

random pics, part 1

I'm a big Penny-Arcade fan... thx GT ;-)


Monday, January 24, 2005

cartoon condoms...

a Canadian concept, no less :-)

http://www.thethreeamigos.org/

documentary...

I guess this has been in the works for some time...

http://www.montillapictures.com/


news for mom and sis...

I haven't really watched since SD left, but this is "their show", so here ya go...

http://www.thefutoncritic.com/cgi/gofuton.cgi?action=pr&id=20050122wb02

looks spooky, but good...

I've yet to see a bad Adrien Brody movie...

http://www.apple.com/trailers/warner_independent_pictures/the_jacket.html

... or at least a bad Adrien Brody performance ;-) -- not much competition in early March I'm betting, so I'll likely be checking this out in theatres.

format update #1

After yesterday's posting debacle and a wee bit o' common sense thinking, I've decided it's way to much fuckin' work to post using the level of details I have to date for the "stories" column. So I'm done with that -- I'll probably post up what I'm watching/reading on a weekly basis going forward, and go into details seperately at my discretion.

Weather update: It's still snowing -- but we've also still got power, so halelujah!

Oh yeah, I got a site-meter as well.

Peace

Sunday, January 23, 2005

stories - 1/20/05~1/23/05

still playing catch-up... UPDATE: lost everything after the books section, so if the comments seem brief compared to usual, it's cause I'm pissed!

Books

New X-Men #8 (Nunzio DeFilippis & Christina Weir) -- not offically a Marvel Age title, but this "Academy X / New Mutants" comic is definitely oriented towards the younger set, a la Jubilee, but again, "all things X-Men"(or Marvel, in that case) is my curse. It's actually the original New Mutants characters that make this title somewhat interesting for me -- I'm interested in where they're going with the Rahne character(presuming they are going somewhere) -- good for what it is...

Alpha Flight #11 (Scott Lobdell) -- being a Lobdell fan(I enjoyed his Uncanny run, but unfortunately so many folks were missing Claremont they didn't give him much of a chance imho), I wanted this title to succeed -- unfortunately, for numerous reasons I won't go into here, this title didn't really have much of a chance. It will likely just end up as another foot-note in the AF story, but it was highly entertaining, something that's becoming harder and harder to come by.

Captain America & the Falcon #11 (Priest & Joe Bennett*) -- finally beginning to understand the first 10 issues of this run now... and helps in explaining some of 'Dissassembled' too(an explanation that I fear will continue to leak out slowly over the next 12~18 months). I don't see this title surviving too much beyond #12, but I'd like to see the Falcon's story continue elsewhere(Cap has enough to do in his own title and New Avengers). Just realizing this is a Priest title... not up to the same calibre of BP imho(I think Bennett is the artist, but maybe he's helping script/plot too?).

Spider-Man / Human Torch #1 (Dan Slott) -- this was fun. I look forward to the next issue, even with no cliff-hanger to draw me back. Not being set in continuity(and not being in the same vein as Avengers: EMH), I wasn't sure I would be able to make those first two points, so count me pleasantly surprised. Old school art can work, as seen here. Is Slott is the new Priest?

Spider-Girl #82 (Tom DeFalco) -- worth reading just for the fact it's survived so long at such low sales levels. A title all on it's own in the MU, which gives it a lot of flexibility that many other titles are not provided, but does not have the re-set function imbedded in it's concept like Exiles. It's really like one long-running "What If?" story. 3rd longest running MU title(excluding re-launches that have returned to old numbering) -- who would've thunk it!? DeFalco is in his glory here.

Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes #5 (Joe Casey) -- when you consider that this is basically a re-telling of early 60's Avengers stories, I'm very impressed with how this title has peaked my interest/curiousity. With no more Hawkeye(he'll be back... I hope) in modern continuity, seeing this spin on his character from back in the day was great. I look forward to each issue, even though I know they cannot really 'shock and awe' me here. Casey knows what he's doing, and he's doing it well. This is coming out bi-weekly too, so I'm presuming the entire run must've been pretty much in the bag before printing began.

District X #9 (David Hine) -- not a whole lot happened here. I've supported this run thus far -- sure, it's a little off the beaten track, but that's not always a bad thing. Problem is, it's using the "6 issue story" concept on what is likely a 4 issue story, max. This title won't likely last, but a more compact or secondary version of such stories could be printed in the core X titles and still work imho.

Gambit #6 (John Layman) -- cancel this, please. It's absolutely unnecessary, does not compare in the least with previous Gambit runs and ... it wasn't that good. I can usually find something positive about any comic, but really, this was mostly crap. Because it's free(and Marvel), I'll probably keep reading, and I guess it could improve, but I'm not holding out much hope.

Marvel Knights 4 #14 (Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa) -- nice to see a short, 2 issue, story. Good concept, well executed -- nothing that blew me away, but it was still good. If I were to have a complaint, it's more a general complaint on Marvel in general, which is the lack of explanation as to how stories fit into continuity. I hear they're working on improving this, and I see it in places, but this is one title where it hasn't been resolved, as yet.

Marvel Knights Spider-Man #10 (Mark Millar) -- another continuity questionable story, but a very intriguing one as well. I have no idea where this is going(much like Miller's other major title I'm reading, Wolverine), but I'm happy to be along for the ride. The Scorpion as Venom rocks. I'm hoping it's permanent(as Scorpion is set to have the next AF run, that'd make it more marketable, imho).

New Thunderbolts #4 (Fabian Nicieza, Kurt Busiek) -- not the strongest issue to date(in fact, likely the weakest), but still had it's moments. The Wolverine cameo/tie-in was silly, but probably will cause a sales boost, so not so silly from a business stand-point. The whole Atlantean storyline isn't doing much for me, but it's really just fodder for the team re-building storyline. Fabes, and Kurt to a lesser extent, are both writers I like to follow, and I have confidence they'll continue to impress here given time. I'm counting the days til Hawkeye makes his triumphant return here. This new Swordsman intrigues me. The Purple Man is getting more print than Wolverine lately it seems...

Punisher #16 (Garth Ennis) -- another of the "4 issue story in a 6 issue block" cases. I like the MAX concept, but they're not using it to it's fullest here(see Supreme Power for how it should be used, imho). Ennis has so many fan-boy's this title will continue to sell well regardless, but each arc seems to be weaker than the last. The little dude taking on Frank reminds me of the fight between the Rock and another little dude in that movie with Stiffler.

She-Hulk #11 (Dan Slott) -- good job of tying up some continuity issues here, while continuing to progress the storyline. This title, unfortunately, is being cancelled as of #12. The good news is it's being relaunched as "She-Hulk, Season 2"(a la a TV show) in a few months. Hopefully the fans will start supporting this as it's very good(both funny and compelling). If Jen didn't sleep with the Juggernaut, who did? (or is the explanation as simple as Sampson makes it out to be).

Wolverine: The End #6 (Paul Jenkins) -- finally. This has been post-poned up the ying-yang, but apparently with good reason(health issues or something similar for the writer). Since Jenkins wrote Origin, it was probably the right decision not to let another writer finish this in his stead. I enjoyed the story for the most part. It was simple, straight-forward, posed some interesting questions and was resolved well enough. Being another spin on "What If?", it will not necessarily have much impact on future stories, but the openings are there if Jenkins or other writers want to run with them down the road. I do think this whole 'The End' concept has been done to death, but this was one of the better ones, again imho.

Spectacular Spider-Man #23 (Samm Barnes) -- another title that will soon be cancelled and replaced with something else(this is a regular occurance with all but the lead Spidey title, Amazing). Here, Barnes continues the JMS story from Amazing(you know, the whole Norman & Gwen had an affair back in the day and they're kids have been super-aged and are back and pissed...), and while I was expecting more of the same, Barnes seems to have a more intriguing spin on this. I'll wait and see where it goes, as I wasn't overly impressed with the JMS story, but this appears to have promise. The art here is very good. I don't know the penciller by name, but I'd say he has a promising future.

Movies

"Without A Paddle" -- very funny. Best Scene: SG and the bear. Best Line: "Nope, but I once ate a Brownie". Good cameo by BR(no mom, it wasn't KK, but I can see why you'd think that :-)).

TV

Life & Times (CBC) -- Greenspan. This is Canadian Biography basically. Dad and I enjoyed it for what it was.

Joey -- nice cameo by dude #2 from "Two Guys and a Girl" -- possible recurring. Getting there, slowly.

The Apprentice (NBC) -- it's back(did it leave?). I pick victorious team leader, black dude or a chick to win. I like loud short fat dude, but he has no chance.

Alias -- still sailing smoothly.

That 70's Show -- it's Fox, so mediocre = good. Buh-bye TG and AK -- will the show be able to make the transition?

West Wing -- back to normal. This season should continue to rock unless something unforseen complicates things...

Law & Order -- new chick is A-OK. Is she a lesbo? (thought I'd best ask up front this time).

Enterprise -- another great episode. And in the plus column, I'm not as big a geek as I thought.

The O.C. -- getting closer and closer to incest, but as long as they don't actually go there it's all good -- lesbo kiss for Marissa should be next week.

Scrubs (NBC) -- 'the Todd' rocks.

C.S.I. -- not a great episode, but that's because average doesn't cut it on a high calibre show like this.

Without A Trace -- awesome episode. Can't say enough about this cast. Tall dude gets shanked really through me for a loop!

Marketplace -- 2 more good eps. Car Insurance Fears, Baby Marketing Scams, Cel Phone Scams, Phone Spam -- I can relate to 'em all (well, maybe not #2, but I digress).

Boston Legal -- alan Shore. Denny Crane. Doing things via suggestion that you could never get away with in any other format. Love 'it.

Cold Case -- fat cop and sad cop in the bar was a great scene. sad cop ain't listening though ;-)

Malcolm In The Middle -- just finished moments ago -- another strong episode -- another strong cast -- and it's on Fox!

almost there... just a bunch of friday shows(more than a month's worth i think) and a few from last monday and I'm back to scratch -- hopefully this posts this time...

Thursday, January 20, 2005

stories - 1/10/05~1/19/05

Well, it's been a while since I've done a 'stories' post, so bear with me... not all of these are that fresh in my mind, and may not go into as much detail as I'm prone to, just cuz their's so many to discuss.

Books

Captain America #2 (Ed Brubaker) -- this has been pretty good so far. There was a lot of hype surrounding Brubaker taking over this title with the new #1, but as I didn't really know his work much, I went in not necessarily expecting a whole lot. Love the Red Skull twist from the previous issue and this issue, while slower, continues the plot decently in today's world of 6-issue story arcs. Don't remember to much else though :-)

Jubilee #5 (Robert Kirkman) -- it's a Marvel Age title, so the fact that I'm even reading it shows my appreciation of the character. The plot has dragged on but with cancellation looming, the divergent storylines will likely be pulled back together soon. Obligatory Wolverine appearance on the last page, of course. I'd rather see her back on the core team(s).

X-Men: Phoneix - Endsong #1 (Greg Pak) -- a lot of hype on this one, but I wasn't blown away. It has a very 'been there, done that' feel to it. It's got some cool scenes and some interesting art, but that's about it.

Fantastic Four: Foes #1 (Robert Kirkman) -- weird. Feels like a story that's being told just to take advantage of the fact there is an FF movie coming out this year. I was lost at times, a lot of it seemed unnecessary and/or confusing... we'll see I guess.

Tomb of Dracula #4 (Robert Rodi) -- another title that likely wouldn't have been released if not for a coinciding movie. Nothing mind-shattering, but a decent story none the less. My favourite incarnation of Blade is with the Nightstalkers... maybe with Trinity out they'll try that again.

Warlock #4 (Greg Pak) -- for a series that had me totally dumb-founded through the first 3 issues, they did a good job of pulling it all together for the finale. I still have a few questions, but not as many as I thought I would. And they surprised me on a few things, which is always nice.

X-Men / Fantastic Four #2 (Akira Yoshida) -- two worlds of thought on this one. The fanboy in me can dig a lot of what they're doing, but that is off-set by the lameness factor. Re-creating the original crash/powers with the X-Men was kinda cool, but we all know it'll be reset by the end of this mini.

Marvel Team-Up #4 (Robert Kirkman) -- this dude is everywhere! I like how they've managed to create this on-going plot while bouncing between all the team-up's... can't imagine it's too easy to do with the vast number of titles released weekly by Marvel. Doppelgangers are over-used, but when done right can still be fun. The best of the 3 Kirkman reads listed here imho.

Movies

"White Chicks" -- stupid, stupid movie. Only redeeming quality was the black basketball dude... reminds me of Tiny Lister but funnier. I heard Roeper or Ebert named this their worst movie of the year... pretty accurate.

TV

Boston Legal (ABC) -- can you say 'Denny Crane'!! Congrats to Shatner for the Golden Globe. Love this show. Murphy Brown fit in perfectly. I think I've still got another episode of tape... maybe I'll watch it tonight.

Marketplace (CBC) -- more "ho'hum" then I'd typically expect. The topic of the week in this case is basically a broken record -- we've all heard it before and will again. Except for the most extreme cases, I say have confidence in parents... it's they're job!

24 (Fox) -- yeah! Jack's Back!! Love this show too. Mom and I sat through 4 hours straight, then one more the following week. They've kind of gone back to basics in terms of cast, but the tension and drama are still top notch. Rumor has it the president(D. Haysbert) will be back later on this season. One of my top 5 shows. Who's ticket is up next?!

Desperate Housewives (ABC) -- the big success of the fall '04 season. I like this show quite a bit. Sure it's cheesy/campy at times, but there is enough mystery and classic 80's soap styling to it, with just the right mix of comedy, to make it appeal to numerous demographics. Big question will be if they can keep it up.

Las Vegas (NBC) -- pure guilty pleasure. Tune in... it's fun.

Medium (NBC) -- keeps getting better. NBC didn't turn out anything powerfully new this fall, but this show looks like a needle in the haystack sort of find. I'll take this over CSI: Miami any day.

The Rebel Billionaire: Branson's Quest For The Best (Fox) -- series finale. Dragged on forever. Branson basically picked his clone. I enjoyed the show, but I am also quite aware of its flaws. It won't be back imho.

The Amazing Race (CBS) -- now that this show has found an audience, they're churning out the season's quicker and the quality appears to be declining. Some of this season's couple's are plain embarassing. I still enjoy the show because it's easy to identity heroes and villians and cheer/boo as need be. Good to see that crazy couple get the boot this week. I'm going for the cute blond chick's team... she's hot and not a bitch as far as I can tell -- which is more than I can say for most of the rest of 'em.

Enterprise (UPN via ASN) -- likely the final season for this show with the bad time slot and declining ratings, but they're doing an excellent job of presenting the pre-Kirk era evolution of the Star Trek universe this season. This episode, being self-contained, was not as strong as the two previous arc's, but still enjoyable. I'm afraid Star Trek may have finally met it's end, at least for a little while.

Alias (ABC) -- good episode. Actually, I missed the last few minutes, so I'm not gonna comment too much on this til later(Laura's gonna get it on her laptop for me). Another top 5 show.

Joey (NBC) -- not as good as the previous episode(which totally rocked -- check the archives) -- I actually like the character being played by Colby from Survivor 2 -- the ensemble seems to be filling out nicely now... I wonder what stunts they'll be pulling out for February sweeps?

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (NBC) -- can't remember what it was about, so that's not a good sign. I like the lead dectective's character, but they're not doing too much with it(more like original L&O than SVU) -- I only watch it because I got nothing better to do ;-)

The Simpsons (Fox) -- with such a large universe of characters, this show could virtually go on forever... but I have a funny feeling there are fewer seasons ahead than they're are behind... likely a lot fewer. Being Canadian, I believe I can better appreciate the Canuck humour than most Americans... I can't help but think that most of them wouldn't have even gotten that most of it was stereotypical jokes...

Malcolm In The Middle (Fox) -- not sure what it is, but I really like this show. The Dad is absolutely hilarious and the writing is superb. Looks like they've replaced the Krelboynes(sp??) with Dooey's rejects -- not must see tv, but I try not to miss either.

8 Simple Rules (ABC) -- another show I can't really remember too well... sucks that it's stuck on Friday nights imho. Friday = TV death, and therefore I'm less likely to tune in, even if I'm a fan of the show.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC) -- by far the best of the L&O shows. Stabler rocks. Mariska just won a Golden Globe. The stories are intense. Is the female doctor gonna be a new semi-regular(or just replacing the FBI dude for a bit?). Most recent episode was pretty weird -- they were slow getting where they were going, but once they got there I was shocked(and a little freaked out).

King Of Queens (CBS) -- horrible time-slot - up against West Wing and Alias(with the Lost runover) -- I see it when I can because I love the cast. Move it back to Monday's when Raymond's gone, if it's still around, and I bet it'll hit new highs. Is Leah preggers again? (I know it's impolite to ask, but it's not like I actually know the woman).

Degrassi: The Next Generation (CTV) -- more guilty pleasure. Any chance to see some of the old Degrassi characters again gets me to tune in each week. The storyline's are obviously aimed at a younger audience, but that's ok. I actually knew the card game they were playing to boot, as a good friend of mine taught me Euker a couple summer's ago(must be an T.O. thing, as I never hear it mentioned 'round these parts).

West Wing (NBC) -- different episode, but still good. They're setting things up, clearly, for how the season will unfold. Next week's episode looks like a dandy. Bring back Chandler.

Law & Order (NBC) -- so, Jack's most recent co-worker was a lesbian. Who knew? Seemed rather odd to throw that in there at the last moment as nothing will likely ever come of it, but whatever. A good episode, but no better than a repeat on A&E.

and, last but definitely not least...

Lost (ABC) -- 2 awesome episodes(as are most). I suspected something wasn't quite kosher with the brother/sister relationship. Looks like the old dude is starting his own cult. Michael being hit by the car made me jump. I'm no longer gonna believe anyone is dead -- now that I've declared that, the next death will be for keeps :-)


2 off weeks before the next Lost, but there are lots of other programs to try and distract me in the meanwhile. New Apprentice starts tonite, more new shows on the horizon and sweeps is just around the corner -- what am I gonna do if I actually get a job?!