This Is Funny...
PROVINCIAL TAX COMMISSION
HEALTH SERVICES TAX DIVISION.
The Liberal government of Canada is introducing a new tax. Up until this time you have not had to pay tax on your "pecker" because 80% of the time it is unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, and the other 10% of the time it is in the hole.
But times are changing. As of June 1st. This year a new tax will be in effect according to its size and category.
10 to 12 in. ----- luxury tax
8 to 10 in. ----- pole tax
6 to 8 in. ----- privledge tax
4 to 6 in. ----- nuisance tax
Please give your personal cheque for its size and category. Those under 4 in. will recieve a baby bonus award. Under no circumstances cann you ask for an extension. You may subtract $2.00 for each of your dependents who are nuts.
PLEASE SIGN AND RETURN THIS LETTER WITH YOUR PAYMENT.
sign here ____________________
... I don't know about the rest of you(we tend to have an odd sense of humor 'round these parts), but when this was read to me last night, I laughed my ass off!! Then I read it myself and laughed even harder :-)